I bust the windows out ya car
You know I did it cuz I left my mark
Wrote my initials with the crowbar
And then I drove off into the dark

15 orgasmes!

Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly
questions about the world below, such as
"How many people are having an orgasm right now?"

Watch with Mother


back in the day


Laura Brown

On the calm black water where the stars are sleeping
White Laura floats like a great lily;
Floats very slowly, lying in her long kimono veils...
In the far-off woods you can hear them sound the mort.

For more than a thousand years floating Laura
Has passed, a white phantom, down the long black river.
For more than a thousand years her sweet madness
Has murmured its ballad to the evening breeze.

The wind kisses her breasts and unfolds in a wreath
Her great veils rising and falling with the waters;
The shivering willows weep on her shoulder,
The rushes lean over her wide, dreaming brow.

The ruffled water-lilies are sighing around her;
At times she rouses, in a slumbering alder,
Some nest from which escapes a small rustle of wings;
A mysterious anthem falls from the golden stars.

:YAKUZA MAFIA AKA ヤクザ or やくざ:

Yakuza aka Gokudo are the Japanese mafia and are responsible for most of the organised crime within Japan. Theres various levels of the Yakuza varying from Gamblers, peddlers, and deliverers. There are also Yakuza women. They're more commonly known for their rituals and tattoos. A gang not to be fucked with basically. 

Yubitsume, or the cutting of one's finger, is a form of penance or apology. Upon a first offence, the transgressor must cut off the tip of his left little finger and hand the severed portion to his boss. Sometimes an underboss may do this in penance to the oyabun if he wants to spare a member of his own gang from further retaliation. Here are some more recent images of the contemporary lifestyle of the Yakua. It's all bitches and dollar bills yo...and some cutting of fingers...

Poor little rich girl

poor little rich girl calm down time song


Johhny Cash once arrested for trespassing late at night and picking flowers.

Lil Wayne arrested for smoking the devils lettuce behind
 his coach and also possession of a piaow piaow paiow

P Diddy arrested for carrying a weapon and stolen goods (sweeties)

Fiddy arrested for carrying the bluko bluko and various others. (Interesting fact, 50 also has had a dildo moulded in the shape of his penis as part of his 50 Cent merchandise..._insert inappropriate joke about middle class white friend liking black men_)

Lil Kim arrested for gats and green

Jane Fonda arrested for kicking a policeman, stealing a dog, and carrying lots of pills.

Akon arrested for throwing children off the stage, car theft, and possibly getting with a 14 year old girl.
Akon why you be so nastay?

marry me

In and around my mouth


one for the boy:

The 3 A's




proper gander like

game boy play boy

Sailor Moon

what little girls dreams are made of and boys night time thoughts.


Definitely the funniest film I've seen this year. 
This film follows a group of Jihadi Islamic terrorists from Shefield who have decided they want to become suicide bombers. A lot of research was given to this film and all aspects of Islam and Muslims living in Britain is respected fully..it conveys the wanna be suicide bombers as stupid and senseless but at the same time true to their hearts and their beliefs. The police and other characters in this film are also portrayed as equally oblivious and dim witted. The film has its highs and lows and i did cry once. Well, i shed a tear but anyone I've shown this film to has loved it and it really isnt one to miss.

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