They seek her here, they seek her there
Her clothes are are loud, but never square.

Under my pillow

When I pulled this out at the Tobacconist to get the gas working again the man thought it was a stick up. Desperate times when you can no longer afford Wagamama and cabs to and from work. Piaow piaow


new toilet roll holder

£19.98 well spent.

Sundays Sundae

My first Sundae: chocolate chip ice cream, vanilla ice cream, marsh mellows, almonds, glazed cherries, turkish delight and whipped cream.



The Korean News #1

The animated Korean news talks about the TSA enhanced security scanners causing outrage in the US. Its really weird.

Shaniqua La Squarlay

I know a good 99.9% of me wants to be sick all over these mistakes but there's a small small particle of me that has my inner ghetto Harlem born 9 year old child in me screaming for a pair.They're completely ridiculous and could only be worn by someone from the Bronx called RaeRae LaKwarn or Shamimi La Squarlay. They remind me of when I wanted to be the pink power ranger but due to ethnic difficulties*/indifferences, I always got chosen to be the yellow power can be so cruel...anyway they're $199.99 which makes my need to be a slutty caucasian power ranger completely disappear.magic.

David Weller's favourite

The new sound

Andrews stream of unconsciousness in song. Visit for more

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3 burger buns for grip stuffed with (from bottom to top) BBQ Sauce+lettuce+fried egg+1 big gourmet burger+bacon+fried onion+mozerella+pesto+peppers stuffed with feta cheese+curlywurly fries. Inspired by a website with the yummiest burger recipes which are so easy to make even a Dave can do it.

With rings on her fingers,
And bells on her toes,
She shall have music
Wherever she goes.

Made it.

Mark Linnet modelling for Alexander McQueen and taken by Giulio Mazzarini.
 Not just a pretty face, you should see his handwriting.

Its true

Uh uhh you can't tell Zach nothin'



A former police officer of the LAPD, David Mack is famously known not for his professional role as a police officer but for being one of the central figures in the LAPD Rampart police corruption scandal and of course being one of the most suspected characters in the killing of B.I.G

In '97 Compton born Mack was arrested for masterminding the plan that stole $722,000 from a South Central LA Bank. He was sentenced to 14 years in prison and never revealed the whereabouts of the money. Did i mention he was also a Blood? The Bloods had many ties with Death Row records which was founded by Dr Dre and Suge Knight. Mack was then hired by Death Row Records as an off duty bodyguard. 

It is believed that Suge had longed planned for the killing of BIG and on the night of the killing witnesses including Lil Cease; BIG's close friend have all mentioned that they saw both Mack and another man in the car from which Big was shot. This car also matched Mack's own vechile which was found on the raid of his home for the bank robbery. Found next to this car was also a hidden suspicious looking shrine dedicated to 2pac. The bullets from his gun also matched up to the ones that hit BIG. The investigation was never completed and Mack has never been questioned by the police.

Watch the documentary here below.

Did you ever see an elephant fly?


"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

My mums crack

Björk Guðmundsdótti

:An Icelandic Beauty: