Soon Come


My first interview that I did for 16Bars Magazine with Jehst will be out very soon. Hells yea. I make a complete nun of myself so that's something to look forward to.

"我就殺了他"

 
然后我就杀了你

去做你的工作



Prenup



Bill Gate$ earn$ $250 every god dam second. That'$ about $20 million a day and $7.8 billion a year.

If he drop$ a thou$and dollar$, he won't even bother to pick it up becau$e in the 4 $econd$ it take$ to pick it up, he would have already earned it back.

If Bill Gate$ were a country, he will be the 37th riche$t country on earth.

If you change all of Bill Gate'$ money to $1 bill$, you can make a road from earth to moon 14 times back and forth. But you will have to make that road non-$top for 1400 year$, and u$e a total of 713 boeing 747 plane$ to tran$port all the money.

Just $aying

PMS


0800 Jodecial Hotline

I need a job once I graduate. Thinking about joining up with Jodeci, they'd definitely have me.
Or maybe their Jewsih Jodecial Suicidal hotline. 


Funny video that I'm sure is funny for anyone that has facebook. Not gunna start baiting people out but you know who you are.

Yeah I like






Bedtime story

For any of you that share my liking for documentaries and gangsters look no further. I watched this documentary a while back and it's very entertaining. It's all about the history of the Bloods and the Crips. It's not just a whole lot of episodes of the wire combined with MTV Base, it actually goes right back to the 50's and 60's and gives a interesting and historical explanation of how these gangs became to be. Interviews of old and current Bloods and Crips and some interesting reenactments and accounts of historical moments for gangsters. A real good watch and if you've got nothing to do/have a massive dissertation then def watch this. It's an hour and a half of unesesary gangster material that you will probably never need to know unless you intend on becoming a gang banger or a hustler but hey you never know where a history of art degree will take you. Here it is: 

Idiot boy with his new tattoo



:Web of mine:Tru dat.


Thanks Mr.Postman

Copped that. Now where the f are my bhindi's.

Break Time


3000 words done. Time to stop and do some chicken stew cooking to my jam.

Redbull vans and my hatred for absolutely nothing

nus cards fuck off

Working in night life since 2007 has definitely made an impact on me today I realised. It's made me judge people a lot quicker than I would had I not, especially boys. The night time men. Boys that I usually see at work are grim, loads o' wankers and (1ns and 2s) as Taylor calls them. The way they are and they way they speak is so predictable and generic...and grim. It's made a brilliant liar and hustler though (::) Ha. Course there's the odd one that will surprise you with some common courtesy or manners or wit, but that's usually about as far as it goes. Day time boys must be nicer than night time boys rigghh? No probably not. Time to stop working in the night life soon me thinks so I can start liking people again.
Pah. ::

My favourite

La Jeune Martyre by Delarouche, 1855


A Beautiful Announcement of death by Alexander James, 2012

Once again, to reiterate, for Fern to remember


Now I like her

I was never a big fan of Jesse J until I saw this video. I cant believe how much prettier she is without all that eyeliner. But seriously, if you don't rate Jesse J that much watch this video and you will. Cant believe anyone can sing like this sitting down.
BareRatings.

I could look at this all day and be happy. 

Chirpse bikes


Me and T took our 'Chirpse Bikes' out yesterday. I dressed for the Miami strip but all I got was a British seaside wind and a whole lotta tourists and dreggs of the EDL, yay. We looked dope though and got lots of compliments from older men who saw a flash back from their childhood or who just saw 2 chicks on bikes. Not gunna lie though. It was hard, I forgot cycling was exercise and we did wheel them most of the way back home. Here's us looking happs. 


CPRO-Prostitute


Researchers apparently predict that by 2015 robot prostitutes shall replace human ones. They will apparently be quite expensive and will also accept card, yay! So for all you seedy mother f's, take notes and start watching Artificial Intelligence. I don't know what to think about this, its weird. But the Taiwanese news seems to have no trouble in getting their ideas across. I don't know if Id do a robot. Probably not.



We loves it








I love our group photos. But they're incomplete until I get my G-race back

Summer night time song #2
cannot wait for warm nights on the beach.

Bestiality Love


One of my favourite scenes in any Disney movie I've seen. Look at all the pretty colours. Song is called Love by Nancy Adams. And if any one says they didn't fancy Robin Hood then they were lying. I'm not into bestiality, I'm just saying if I was a female fox, he'd get it.


G level just went up


Look what I just bought. I'm a bo$$. Yes. Im going to get this bad boi which I've named Diddy and I'm going to ride it along the sea front in my dungarees and black bandanna whilst shouting out CHULLLLAAAAAA. Next step and vital accessory for this bike as Henry just said is a gun. Cant have a Chopper without having a gun obviously. Just don't know whether to choose between a AK47 or just a straight up RPG....

YOU CANT HAVE NO RPG WITH A FIXIE BIKE CAN YOU.

23 going on 11

Nike Air Yeezys.
I'm 23 and light up/glow in the dark trainers still blow a segment of my mind.

:ILLA-RICH? HELLA-BROKE?:

Would you rather be healthy and poor or ill and rich?
Most of you would probably say healthy and poor because your not in need of money or overly materialistic. WELL I'D RATHER BE ILL AND RICH. At least I'd get to moan all the time and shower myself in gifts for me righhhhh. To be fair, either way I'd be complaining like a B, I'd just look better complaining if I was ill coz Id have nice make up and ish to cover it all up.. ANYWAY..today I learnt about this thing called Flu Camp.

NOW LISTEN UP ANYONE WHO'S IN NEED OF $OME MULA AND HAS MORALS TO LOSE.

Flu Camp is a scientific organisation. What they do is conduct clinical studies on the public and pay them for it. In this case, what these guys are offering in exchange for advances in science is your time and body to get ill for a while in exchange for dinero. After a successful blood test and sign up what they will do is firstly give you the illness, this can be the cold, flu or influenza etc via nasal spray, injection, pill etc. They then put you and the other iller$ up in a hotel in which you have to stay and not leave for about 14 days. You might not even necessarily get ill. In this time they will observe you and take down any recordings.

You can get paid up to...wait for it.... £3000 for this! It does all sound very odd those doesn't it. It is a lot of money and your helping science but at the same time it reminds me of how zombies are going to start out & the thought of having to be alone in a hotel room for a fortnight, ill, with minimal contact with humans does sound a bit lonely, but awesome if I wanna take some time out and listen to the Weeknd for a fortnight....interesting.. www.flucamp.com. Personally I'd rather just do sexchat and get the whole thing over with.

Both N'sync like a Justin song

Hands down,
I'm too proud for love.

16Bars Magazine

New issue to be released very soon featuring my first interview with Jehst yaay.

:ZEBRA FUCKING CATS:

Photo by Alis Pelleschi


Love it and very appropriate to listen to as I walk up the steps of my library in slow motion/just slowly to put me in the wrong and inappropriate but oh so right mood for studying.
Ooooo I feel dam sexy educated right about now.
I LOVE YOU
SONYA RATTY

Resurrection


Now I know most people know about what happened at Coachella '12 but I don't care, I want to document it on here. Coachella music festival was held recently again in Cali which had the sickest line up of Dr Dre, Snoop, The Weeknd, A$AP Rocky and many many many more but in particular the artist that stole the show was none other than 2pac. At first, when I watched the video my first typical Alice reaction was
OH MY GOD TUPAC IS ALIVE I'M SO HAPPS THATS SO WEIRD THOUGH
...but then realised that it was a very cool and clever hologram and that was obviously not going to be true. WRONG though, it wasn't actually a hologram as most people think. What it was was a clever technique called 'peppers ghost.' This trick is achieved by placing plates of glass at certain angles to create the effect of images floating on air. To make Tupac was a more modern version of this in which 2D images of him were manipulated on to expensive computer screens instead of the glass and also some clever CGI was included.

Anyway, this was an amazing performance and it must be of fucking weird for the audience AND Snoop Dogg (now Snoop Lion), imagine performing next to your dead friend in the shape of a walking and talking..and rapping ghost! Shame they didn't have B.I.G but seeing as the festival was in Cali... Imagine both together on stage performing, that would be siiiiiickkkkkk! Watch it here below. Definitely want to go Coachella next year.


Shout out to all my carnivores

DO YOU LOVE MEAT? BEEF PORK CHICKEN BAON MEAT.I DO. I REALLY DO. IF YOU LIKE MEAT AND YOU DEFINITELY DO AND ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN THEN I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THIS. AMERICANS GO HARD. WAY TOO HARD. HEART ATTACK HARD. BUT THIS IS AMAZING. WADDUP RIBS.CHEESE SAUCE RUINED IT. THIS ONES FOR YOU THID.
X
sorry to any vegetarians or dieters who saw this.

great



Espero que nunca saber
lo que ya sabe
tan pronto como su oficial de que tendremos que dejarlo ir, vaya.

>_<

:DON'T DRINK THE PURPLE:

Since I've acquired a huge lava lamp in my life which I can now not sleep without, I find my self-discipline once again being tested. I cant help but want to drink the lava in my lamp. The worst thing about it is it'd be really easy to do it. I've already checked out the top and it's pretty much like the top of a Snapple drink. I'm genuinely worried that I'll come home one night out of my mind & cave in on my temptation to drink the beautiful colors. Maybe I should move it or put it in this cage I have so by the time I get round to opening it I may have had a change of heart.

Anyway, if I'm going to die like this at least it'll be some what original and there'll be lots of lovely colors. Actually after researching death by Lava Lamp, in 2004 some 24 year old American guy (probably on acid or a complete idiot) died during an attempt to heat up his lava lamp by putting it on a stove and admiring it from a few feet away. LOL. No one can say they didnt just laugh a bit. The heat from the stove made the glass explode causing shards of glass to fly into his face and chest and into his heart....oh.
DID YOU KNOW:
that the Lava Lamp aka Astro Lamp was invented by a Brit in 1963. It was a huge success through the 60's and 70's obviously because everyone was getting fucked up. And the carbon tetra-chloride inside is poisonous just for the record. A dosage of 40mg can kill a human and a cat...
So basically I'm pretty much sleeping next to a loaded gun.

A beautiful purple and red glowing Beretta 9mm.
Happs.

2 think alike & sometimes don't



My kids are all going to be dressed up so cool and we're all going to rock dungarees and white tee's on Sundays.

People Hater





By Nima Elm- for someone who isn't a 'peoples person' getting a job as a club photographer is probably the silliest idea. .ever.