This guy torments his girlfriend by reciting various Lord Of The Rings quotes for what seems quite a long period of time. It's funny.
The New York Times sent a group of kids from Brooklyn to a top notch restaurant and filmed their $220 per head fine dining experience.
This guy calls up his dad and tells him he's a Brony (a guy who watches and thoroughly enjoys My Little Pony.) His dad I guess isnt exactly overjoyed with it with his first response being "that's gay."
At first you think the Brony is a bit of shit for feeling the need to tell his dad in the first place, it's only a TV programme...But then after a while you realise that the shit is actually the dad who seems to think his years of hunting and manliness have gone to waste. For more info on Bronies, just click here.
I think there comes a time in every persons life that they feel the need to do this. Lucky for most, this is usually behind closed doors or in the middle of a very empty large wooded area. For others, it happens on TV, in front of the whole nation, which then gets uploaded to YouTube and remains until the end of time. Choose your moments when you want to release your spirit animal OK?
A Chinese man has sued his wife for having ugly children, and he won.
Jian Feng a Chinese man sued his wife over what he called “an extremely ugly baby girl.” He at first accused his wife of having an affair but after some Jeremy Kyle style DNA tests, results showed that in fact Jian, he was the father. *Crowd cheer and Jian does a dance.
Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretences, she had undergone over $100,000 in plastic surgery while in South Korea before they met and had not told Feng about his procedures. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”
In the mean time, here's a showreel of Your Are Not The Fathers from Maury, real quality viewing stuff over in these here parts.