It took 4 card transactions and 3 trips in the Antarctic to the cash machine to get these babies today. Shame they weren't for me. *serious face. The things you do to be cool.
:ITALIAN PROBLEMS:
Hahahaahhahahee this video is so funny. It depicts the every day problems the residents of Italy have. It first starts off with one guy filming this shitty driver (a man thank you) trying to park their micro car into this micro space. I was like yeah yeah this isnt that funny as I don't find bad parkers to be on my top list of comedic humour but wait theres more, I clicked along each minute and saw the following events occur:
1.05 - 2 more cars arrive that need to get passed
2.05 - Quite a few people start to gather round watching this man trying to park in this stupid space
3.05 - A LOT of people have come from no where to take part including some heavy bikers
4.05 - A RELIGIOUS PRECESSION HAS TURNED UP WITH A MASSIVE CROSS AND A PRIEST AND A HUGE MARY
5.05 - The old couple in the car start to shout irately in Italian to others outside the car who are also doing impressions of Mario and Luigi
6.05- The Priest has abandoned his precession and is now doing magic to help solve the shit car parking situation.
7.05- The mob of people, police, bikers and religious precession including a huge Mary and a huge block of meat attached to a bike?? are all milling around being Italian while the driver tries to park and not run anyone over at the same time.
8.05 onwards - There is a road riot, the man is still trying to park and the Priest and the police are useless. HE FINALLY PARKS and the whole of street are chanting BRAVO and other things Mario says when he completes a level.
ITALIANS ARE SO JOKE I LOVE ITALY
:CLOUD RAP DOCUMENTARY:
These artistic collectives feature a new kind of rap often chopped and screwed featuring beautiful and hazed out melodics and some trippy and experimental uses of lights and smoke. Oh and what's more beautiful? It's not weird to come a sample of Enya in a track somewhere (can you imagine how happy I am about that.) It seems Dream Rap is more for sharing, not just thugs in the ghetto, it's for thugs who can hug. You can be of any colour and of any sex from any planet. You can come from the fields or the pavements it really doesn't matter that much. As long as you've got a computer and have a good understanding of tumblr and social media.
Lyrics are no longer only relative to those who kill and sell crack on the corner and all claim to be somehow linked to the lives of Biggie or 2Pac. Lyrics can usually be found to be a lot more laid back, contemplative and easy going. (Whether this is due to Slizzurp I just could not say.)
I'm not genius on the history of Cloud Rap but I do know I have been a fan for a long while now.
I'm talking about the likes of Asap, Space Ghost, LNIP, Wolf Gang, Weeknd, Gita, NDELUV, Onoe, Curren$y, Piff Gang and Main Attrakionz although some of these merge into other genres too such as Trill Music etc etc I dunno. BUT ANYWAY, everything is purple and watch this good short documentary which asks the real Cloud Rap artists what it's all about.
I'm talking about the likes of Asap, Space Ghost, LNIP, Wolf Gang, Weeknd, Gita, NDELUV, Onoe, Curren$y, Piff Gang and Main Attrakionz although some of these merge into other genres too such as Trill Music etc etc I dunno. BUT ANYWAY, everything is purple and watch this good short documentary which asks the real Cloud Rap artists what it's all about.
Good for anyone into their rap, 90's, purple things, smoking, acidy visuals, cough medicine, sleeping.
NEW VIDEO: LIL WAYNE: LOVE ME:
New music video out to Love Me by Lil Wayne ft. Drake and Future. Video is really good and I love the bathroom in water, that's cool man. Girls look like something out of Thir13en Ghosts but sexier. Not always massively a fan of Wayne but this is a good tune and a better video. Only bad thing about this video is that it's the clean version so there's a lot of breaks; the whole beginning of Future's hook is blanked out which is just silly seeing as it's the words 'good kush' that are blanked out.
I mean really.
:LAST NIGHT IN PARIS: ROSES EP: KEEP YOU VIDEO:
I can't believe it's taken me so long to do this but it's here. I guess I've been building the enthusiasm and momentem to blog about this so I can truly convey my energy and support for this team.
OK so 2 things. Firstly the music video for Keep You by Last Night in Paris's Taurean Roye and KC is finally here and like I promised it's amazing! It got published on monday afternoon and has already reached over 4,500 views, that's crazy man. It's had notoriety from both the Guardian and SB.TV so far and is due to get some more. Twitter has been going crazy and the boys are living life like movie stars taking a break at the moment. The video has been done so well and everyone in it looks pretty fly; including myself.
IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH THE EP HAS ALSO BEEN RELEASED TODAY!
Yeah they really are dishing it out this week. The whole EP called Roses is out and I've got it on right now. Now the key with this is to start it from the beginning and let it play through. It's an artistic journey featuring beautiful female vocals, slick London rapping and even some poetry to finish things off real suavely. They're cloud music in all it's purple and black glory, and a vision coming into focus of what London's young generation has to offer the world., and oh it's glorious.
PRESS PLAY AND BEGIN
:NEW DRAKE: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM VIDEO:
Despite it being the as fake as the snow you get at Santa's Grotto that your not supposed to eat this is still a good video. And besides does it really matter if it's obvious the snow is fake? Not really at all. Personally I'm not overly loving the tune and the hook is quite monotonous, but like I always say; the video can completely make up for the song. The car bit's ever so slightly of 112's Walked Right Outta Heaven but that's a good thing. Yeah go Drake more good videos please.
:DUMPLINGS:
IT'S CHINESE NEW YEAR ON SUNDAY
AND I'M GOING TO EAT A BITCH LOAD OF DUMPLINGS
AND THEN BURP IN PAULS FACE THROUGHOUT THE DAY
BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS DUMPLING BURPS ARE THE WORST.
@AliceRazack
Yeah I have twitter now but I don't know how long for.
The one interesting thing I have found out about it since I signed up is that it's a whole different level of conversation. Everyone on twitter is a lot more open and emotional; like Dr. Twitter is their silent and omnipotent God. The funniest thing about it is it goes un-talked about in real life. This openness and more freely use of expression on twitter is like Voldemort to twitters. It's an unsaid rule that you just don't bring up other peoples personal tweets which is something I've actively been doing since I got it. Not out of spite, just because I cant get my head around it.
It's like twitter is a circle of trust where you can say anything and not be judged, and I'm Mark from Peep Show wearing a shirt and tie trying to cross my legs. Any how, twitter will do for now; plenty of sentences starting with "SOME PEOPLE..." and "I HATE IT WHEN.." to entertain me until the end of the night.
:LAST NIGHT IN PARIS: BEHIND THE SCENES AND TEASER TRAILER:
Here are some shots taken by Taurean from LNIP from behind the scenes of the first three music videos they are set to release real soon. AND below is the teaser trailer for the release of these three works of art so you can get a glimpse at the realness before it fully hits you. Making the videos was amazing so my Jesus and Moses only knows how they're going to turn out. These guys know what they're doing and the video's are going to be amazing so get ready.
@LNIP
www.lastnightinparis.tumblr.com
@LNIP
www.lastnightinparis.tumblr.com
:CORRINE JANE NOEL:
This is the shoot for fashion photographer Corrine Janel Noel the other day and the theme was Goth in Spring (not officially but it became that.) Not the goth that wears the chokers and cries at haus parties, the kind that wears white lace and sends messages via pigeon and all that. Anyway they look lovely and here are some for you to have a look at. Also this is her website: corrinejanenoel.com
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