:LATE NIGHT VIEWING:
Usually my monthly addictions appear in the forms of meat or other salty goodnesses such as olives,soy sauce and vinegar, chorizo or pork scratchings. Recently though I've develop an unhealthy habit of watching dark documentaries, a lot. Before bed and in my spare time, I usually catch up on light hearted trash TV but the viewing of late has been nothing but kill kill kill. So far I've watched a documentaries on the Cleveland captives, Prisoner X, the postal killings in the US, JFK conspiracy theories and last night I watched one on the Wests.
So far no nightmares have incurred and I'm about to watch Aileen: Life & Death of a serial killer so that'll be nice. If your like me and enjoy finding out how to identify someone through their teeth over lullaby's about kittens then head on over to the Dark Documentary's website, they'll set you straight.
:CLUBBERS POSING FOR PHOTOS WHILST BEING FILMED: LOL:
Club photography is probably the worst kind of photography. Some cultures believe that every time you have a club photo taken a tiny bit of your soul is taken away and placed into an eternal cloakroom along with everything you've ever lost in a club. Anyway, these funny guys have taken to the dance floor and captured some exceptionally cringey moments of clubbers 'loving life.' Taken place in a club funnily enough called 'Cunt' in Dublin, these trendy young go-getters think they're posing for photos when they're actually being captured in moving image. Why the fuck do people pose with their mouth open like that! Not for people who can't endure cringe.
: GIRLFRIEND CHEATS ON GUY WITH MIDGET: HE REACTS:
When you find out in Maccy D's that your girlfriend is cheating on you with a midget and you threaten to such the other guys dick. Just normal stuff.
:WORST MUSIC VIDEO OF THE MONTH: YUNG LEAN & YUNG GLESSH:
I've just witnessed a very shitty rap music video and I don't even think its a joke. Yung Gleesh ft. Yung Lean's track It's Sad Boy has just been released with a video that makes you fearful that this might be actually deemed as 'acceptable and decent' to some rap lovers.
For starters, I have no idea who the fuck Yung Gleesh is but his 2 minutes of fame depict him as a bling shabby looking kinda guy.. I looked on his Facebook page just to check that he's not really blind and straight away saw the slogan, 'Your favourite rappers favourite rapper.' I no longer care if he's actually blind or not. He's somewhat similar to how Stevie Wonder could of turned out if he was born in '92 and flopped his GCSE's and got addicted to Tixylix and lemonade instead. Then we have the entrance of Yung Lean. A internet famous rapper from Sweden, this 16-17 year old is big in the tumblr game for his hi-res 90's imagery and style despite being a mere foetus by the late 90's.
The music video and the song sucks major ass balls and if I see another artist with the word 'Yung' in front of his equally as shit second name I'm going to start sending hate mail for days to their Facebooks.
:BIGFIN SQUID IMAGE IS REVEALED:
Back in '07, one of the Shell Oil Company's remotely operated vehicles caught this little baby on camera. This is the Magnapinna squid aka Bigfin squid, and the footage has recently been pieced together to form a singular picture of the long legged mac daddy, see it below.
Here's the original video where the squid was caught chilling on the corner of a oil drilling site in the Gulf of Mexico. I name him Santos the Squid. Mmmm salt and pepper squid number 16.
:WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SAY TO YOUR BOSS VIDEO:
Some people have really cool bosses who taken them out to Nando's on a hot summers day and encourage them to drink beers in the office and give you hi5's. Others lets just say not so much. Anyway here's a cool video I found featuring the type of language you'd really like to give your boss. To all you employees out thurr.
Jake made it into the MTV Yearbook '13 celebrating the talent of upcoming stylists and more, yo go Jakey babay. Check more here.
:GANGSTER HOT LINE YO:
If I lived in the US I'd 100% call up this line on a weekly basis. I'd make them all my besties.
:MAN SUES WIFE SO HAVING UGLY CHILDREN:
A Chinese man has sued his wife for having ugly children, and he won.
Jian Feng a Chinese man sued his wife over what he called “an extremely ugly baby girl.” He at first accused his wife of having an affair but after some Jeremy Kyle style DNA tests, results showed that in fact Jian, he was the father. *Crowed cheer and Jian does a dance.)
Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretences, she had undergone over $100,000 in plastic surgery while in South Korea before they met and had not told Feng about his procedures. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”
:OLD CUDDLE TOYS:
Much Loved is an original photo series by photographer Mark Nixon featuring the used and abused cuddly toys of people after years of love and tears. My best friends cuddly is a sheep called Lamby. Lamby was once set on fire by her brother over the cooker then put back together again. I also learnt yesterday that she still smells its feet.
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