:BOOTY BAKERY:
Here's a banging mix for the summer by a Brighton girl who's 'got it like that' who goes by the name of Nicole de Leiburne. I know Shabz will skits over this. The Booty Bakery are launching in Brighton @ The Tube on June 21st.
If you like this you can also check out the American Apparel radio station as they have play-lists similar to this which is great as long as you don't have to listen to it on loop whilst re-directing Chinese tourists down Oxford street to Primark and being mistaken for a manikin. If you like this also check out the Booty Bakery on Facebook. But anyway, here's some of the track listing to the first half of this bad bitch. ENJOY coz you wont be disappointed.
If you like this you can also check out the American Apparel radio station as they have play-lists similar to this which is great as long as you don't have to listen to it on loop whilst re-directing Chinese tourists down Oxford street to Primark and being mistaken for a manikin. If you like this also check out the Booty Bakery on Facebook. But anyway, here's some of the track listing to the first half of this bad bitch. ENJOY coz you wont be disappointed.
Theophilus London – Big Spender
Ginuwine - My Pony
Three 6 Mafia - Sippin' On Some Sizzurp
Tha Joker - Blow Yo Back Out
Tom Trago - Lost In The Streets Of NYC (FS Green Remix)
SBTRKT - Wildfire
Gucci Mane - My Chain (Jonwayne Remix)
Drake - HYFR
Busta Rhymes - Do My Thing (VibeSquaD remix)
A$AP Rocky - Goldie
Wiley - Scar
Mario - Let Me Love You (Lapalux Bootleg Remix)
C2C - Arcades
:Lorn-Ghost(s):
Really cool music video here of Lorn- Ghost(s). Lorn is an American artists originally signed under the same label as Flying Lotus and now under a London label, Ninja Tune. Some very cool illustrations here. If you like the lights of Afro Samuri or anything that combines gangsterism and illustration such as Upper Playground or Aum Brand then you'll probably appreciate this video right hurr. Not sure if he is supposed to be Hitler or not?
Chopps away
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Like men and pets, you should never get too attached to your bike. I tried to leave Diddy in the hallway and not acknowledge him much but his coolness always hit me when I was walking up the stairs. And now I have to sell him away to a man who sells flip flops on the sea front. (Still though, sold the bike for £80 and a free pair of yellow Havana flip flops.) I'm going to miss you Diddy, you were very comfortable and got my places quicker.You even managed to cater to nearly all of my bum. I'll come visit you down the flip flop store. :(
:NEW VIDEO: JAY Z & KANYE WEST: NO CHURCH IN THE WILD:
Here's the new video of No Church in the Wild by Kanye West, Jay Z ft Frank Ocean. It's another amazingly shot video by Romain Gavras, same guy who did MIA's Bad Girls. This video is reminiscent of the recent riots in London with the young hooded youths loosig their shit. However, aspescts of the architecture suggest that this video is more closely linked with the French riots that occured in Paris in 2005. The lighting is amazing and some amazing shots of architecture lit by fire and torches.
:HERBGARDENS:
So B bought* this book called Why Mars & Venus collide. It's about why men and women dont understand eachother. Whilst B and I looked through it laughing at all the things that have never been done for us we realised that this book was only aimed at older married American couples who take pleasure in flower arranging and cooking for guests instead of going to pubs getting drunk and watching
sci fi documentaries and have paronoid debates about media conspiracy theories. Anyway here are some of the funny ones in the book that men are supposed to do in order to maintain a happy life happy wife.
-Take a ballroom dancing class together-
-Build a fire on a rainy day-
-Give her a window sill herb garden-
-Take her to a craft show-
-Surprise her with baked goods-
-Take her canoeing-
-Give her beautiful guest soaps-
-Take her to a dog show-
-Take her berry picking-
-Be a complete fassy for ever-
-Be a complete fassy for ever-
WHAT? WHO TOLD THIS MAN THIS IS WHAT WOMEN WANT FROM LIFE.
If I was to encounter any of these things I'd probably be pissed off. A dog show is one of the smelliest and unromantic things I can think of. You may as well hit her round the face with a fish because I know how devastating that is. On the other hand maybe B and I are just a couple of sour old wenches who are just bitter than no men have ever built us a fire or taken us canoeing. More importantly where the fuck is my herb garden? I'm clearly associating with the wrong kind of men if I haven't received my window sill herb garden by now. Vintage 1980's copies of Brazilian Playboy and a small jack knife with my name engraved on it but no herb garden. Shucks.
If I was to encounter any of these things I'd probably be pissed off. A dog show is one of the smelliest and unromantic things I can think of. You may as well hit her round the face with a fish because I know how devastating that is. On the other hand maybe B and I are just a couple of sour old wenches who are just bitter than no men have ever built us a fire or taken us canoeing. More importantly where the fuck is my herb garden? I'm clearly associating with the wrong kind of men if I haven't received my window sill herb garden by now. Vintage 1980's copies of Brazilian Playboy and a small jack knife with my name engraved on it but no herb garden. Shucks.
Now here's a nice modern day kinda love song by Onoe Capone who I can bet your bank statement on knows a thing or two about window sill herb gardens. (And probably ball room dancing too.)
:0800TOPSLAGS:
For sex & an alright mediocre time call 07791324999 and ask for Sam Mullwhore or Karl Threadgash. God dam cheap rates and god damn embarrassing. Free fast chirpsin delivery with promises of mandy and chicks.
Photography by Luke Wright.
:Hood Sewing:Ghetto Knitting:
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Every other year I remember scooby doo's. I bought a whole loada beauties and I'm gunna make loadsa cool scooby doo's for myself and my friends coz I'm so damn cute. Ive already chewed up one and you'll find me smelling them a lot but they're gunna go to good use.
90's Gangster version of knitting. OH YEAH. Perhaps learning how to incorporate scooby doo's into weave can become part of my Southern Hospitality Nail Salon business dream.
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Moments before I whipped myself in the face with them.
:SHIT GOT REAL FOR BABIES:
Parenthood can obviously see me coming...
Lovely Straight Jacket- To keep their beautiful hands away from your beautiful furniture
Happy Heavy Ball- Let your kids learn to run as fast as they try
Funny Cage- Don't limit their play, limit their space!
I'M JOKINGS
These empty boxes were just advertisements and put in toy stores to shock parents to let them know that there are better ways to teach your kids and that was apparently by tuning into the new season of Super Nanny, which some what disappointed me when I found out that straight jacket wasn't real after all.
:SWEAT SHOP: SEXY SWEATERS:
When these finally decide to go on sale Fern and I are going to go nuts. FUCK SUMMER. I'll wear these babies for a whole year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY G-RACE
HAPPY 21ST BDAY GRACEY FACEY.
YOUR MY FAVORITE FOREIGNER AND I CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME BACK HERE AND THEN GO AWAY AND THEN COME BACK AGAIN FOR LONGER. I HOPE YOU HAD A LOVELY DAY AND GOT SOME LOVELY 'ALTERNATIVE' PRESENTS COZ YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT. AND WHEN YOU COME BACK THERE'S GOING TO BE LOTS OF:
CRYPTIC KU$H CONVO'S AND JAKE DOING THAT,
AND LOUIS DOING THAT ...
SOME GAY PHOTOS
AND INTENSE FEMALE BONDING ON DIRTY MATTRESS's INCLUDING ROLLY POLLEYS OVER EACH OTHER GAME AND ASS GRABBING AND BOOB COMPARING GAME.
Oh and...
(exuse my voice, I was nervous and felt cringed out at the situation)
City boy doing the Ozzie Crab, he was so happy with his originality
And some brunette I found near the Mexican border
These are the cringiest videos I've ever seen, especially yours Paloma.
Artemisia Gentileschi by way of Charles Baudelaire
Judith Beheading Holofernes
:WHAT'S BEEF?:
Do you like burgers? More importantly do you like beef? Nice carnivorous butch cowy beef. If you do, check out this website. If you're slightly peckish this website is guaranteed to have you food wanking in the next 5 minutes.
It's called www.cheeseandburger.com, a well designed site that gives you the most amazing and slightly over masculine burger recipes. Like that time they tried to market the Yorkie bar to men only. i mean bitch please. As long as men are persisting to wear skinny jeans and use hair straighteners, I will continue in my eating of 'men only' foods. And what guys eat chocolate bars now anyway. (Paul does he eats gummys and he's 26.)
Beware though, just adding foods that you like into the burger doesn't mean it's going to taste good so make sure you get a good enough bun that can hold all your goodies. Advice that in hindsight I should of used. Fuck.
It's called www.cheeseandburger.com, a well designed site that gives you the most amazing and slightly over masculine burger recipes. Like that time they tried to market the Yorkie bar to men only. i mean bitch please. As long as men are persisting to wear skinny jeans and use hair straighteners, I will continue in my eating of 'men only' foods. And what guys eat chocolate bars now anyway. (Paul does he eats gummys and he's 26.)
Beware though, just adding foods that you like into the burger doesn't mean it's going to taste good so make sure you get a good enough bun that can hold all your goodies. Advice that in hindsight I should of used. Fuck.
What's Luv? - Ja Rule ft Ashanti
"Parting is enough and all that we need to know of hell"
Romantic love is not an emotion. It's a drive. It comes from a specific part of the mind which is designed to 'want', more powerful than the sex drive.
Romantic love is not an emotion. It's a drive. It comes from a specific part of the mind which is designed to 'want', more powerful than the sex drive.
Here are two really interesting lectures on Love by Helen Fisher. They both explore the scientific explanations behind why and how we love. It also looks at the scientific changes a brain goes through when loosing love or experiencing unrequited love. In the first lecture, they have carried out an experiment on groups of people who claim to be newly in love, couples who have been in love for 15 years and also people that have just been dumped. By giving them all MRA brain scans, and for the first time, researchers have managed to actually pin point a certain part of the brain that triggers this romantic love and triggers dopamine around the brain. Dopamine is dope.
Why do we fall in love with one person & not another? Scientists still do not know the complete biology to why we choose specific people but what psychologists have found is that people tend to go for people with the same social economic background, the same level of intelligence, the same level of good looks and religious values and finally something to do with ones childhood although they do not know why.
INTRODUCING:NDELUV:
I've got a new favourite.
Drake, The Weeknd & Frank Ocean have become the front runners in this new wave of hot men playing with my rnb and my heart. And now there's another one to add to the list of futuristic swooners. He isn't exactly my size my type but waaa.
He is NDELUV (pronounced Indie Love) Straight outta San Fran no homo though, his sound is like a new brand of electronic slow jams with the hiphop influence and verses of a Drake tune. He's overly frequently references to sexy time reminds me of Pretty Ricky and he's extremely common references to drugs is a lot like the Weeknd. It makes good bath music, night time music, car driving music, kush music. His videos are also pretty cool with lots of naturally pretty girls so that's always nice. His first mixtape was called ‘#Hoodmusic’ which is similar to what I'd probably call my first album & he just dropped a dope new EP called ‘#8911′ on tumblr last week. And it's all 90's inspired babbby. Check his tumblr which is www.ndeluv.tumblr.com and below is a video and also his album on Soundcloud belows.
Drake, The Weeknd & Frank Ocean have become the front runners in this new wave of hot men playing with my rnb and my heart. And now there's another one to add to the list of futuristic swooners. He isn't exactly my size my type but waaa.
He is NDELUV (pronounced Indie Love) Straight outta San Fran no homo though, his sound is like a new brand of electronic slow jams with the hiphop influence and verses of a Drake tune. He's overly frequently references to sexy time reminds me of Pretty Ricky and he's extremely common references to drugs is a lot like the Weeknd. It makes good bath music, night time music, car driving music, kush music. His videos are also pretty cool with lots of naturally pretty girls so that's always nice. His first mixtape was called ‘#Hoodmusic’ which is similar to what I'd probably call my first album & he just dropped a dope new EP called ‘#8911′ on tumblr last week. And it's all 90's inspired babbby. Check his tumblr which is www.ndeluv.tumblr.com and below is a video and also his album on Soundcloud belows.
Bon appetit.
No his and hers
Can someone please link me the beautiful Nike Air Max 1 PRM's in a UK size 4.
Before someone else gets them.
12,000 on morbid, no problem.
Just after I nearly passed out, just before I nearly cried and died. 12,000 words completed. F7 Spelling Checked it, when will they learn that Razack isnt for the red squiggly lines. Racism.
12,000 DONE THOUGH.
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