Bitches be cray on a full moon:Some Twilight shit:The Lunar Effect:

In the last couple of months I've realised that myself and other 'female companions' around me get a littttle bit crazy when theres a full moon. Especially last Saturday which was apparently a supermoon in which I and others went extra over board for no apparent reason. Now this isnt just a subconcious thing because I dont pay attention to when a full moon occurrs, it just so happens that the days I do skits out on happen to be full moon days, not just a long line of PMS. SO, I looked into it and I found that this is actually a thing. It's in both men and women. So if you've got 99 problems and your b is most definitely and mainly one or you find yourself rocking in the corner because your socks don't match your hat then this may be why.


It's called the Lunar Effect AKA the Transylvanian effect.It's the theory that there is correlation between specific stages of the Earth's lunar cycle and deviant behavior in human beings. Examples of the belief have been found in ancient Assyrian/Babylonian writing. It is sometimes claimed that surgeons used to refuse to operate on the full moon because of the increased risk of death of the patient through blood loss. Various studys have been carried out which show a high amount of violent acts or abnormal human activity occurring during this specific time of the month. One theory is that it's something to do with the amount of water one carries in the body (60%), since the moon affects large bodies of water like the ocean. Another theory is that it's the positive ions increase in abundance during a full moon and that this should be expected to influence human behavior. 
The Super Moon the other day in Rio which is 30% brighter and 14% bigger equaling in 100% more lunatics on the streets.

 In Brighton, where I come from. It's quite a hippie place and the Lunar Effect definitely has an effect here. In 2001, senior police officers in Brighton announced in June 2007 that they were planning to deploy more officers over the summer to counter trouble they believe is linked to the lunar cycle. God dam hippies. Is it not just because we do shockingly cheap drinks along the sea front and we're all just a bunch of cranky ex Londoners?
View of the Super Moon rising in Brighton.