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:BOOTY BAKERY:

Here's a banging mix for the summer by a Brighton girl who's 'got it like that' who goes by the name of Nicole de Leiburne. I know Shabz will skits over this. The Booty Bakery are launching in Brighton @ The Tube on June 21st.
If you like this you can also check out the American Apparel radio station as they have play-lists similar to this which is great as long as you don't have to listen to it on loop whilst re-directing Chinese tourists down Oxford street to Primark and being mistaken for a manikin. If you like this also check out the Booty Bakery on Facebook. But anyway, here's some of the track listing to the first half of this bad bitch. ENJOY coz you wont be disappointed.

Theophilus London – Big Spender

Ginuwine - My Pony

Three 6 Mafia - Sippin' On Some Sizzurp

Tha Joker - Blow Yo Back Out

Tom Trago - Lost In The Streets Of NYC (FS Green Remix)

SBTRKT - Wildfire

Gucci Mane - My Chain (Jonwayne Remix)

Drake - HYFR

Busta Rhymes - Do My Thing (VibeSquaD remix)

A$AP Rocky - Goldie

Wiley - Scar

Mario - Let Me Love You (Lapalux Bootleg Remix)

C2C - Arcades

:Lorn-Ghost(s):

Really cool music video here of Lorn- Ghost(s). Lorn is an American artists originally signed under the same label as Flying Lotus and now under a London label, Ninja Tune. Some very cool illustrations here. If you like the lights of Afro Samuri or anything that combines gangsterism and illustration such as Upper Playground or Aum Brand then you'll probably appreciate this video right hurr. Not sure if he is supposed to be Hitler or not?

Chopps away

Like men and pets, you should never get too attached to your bike. I tried to leave Diddy in the hallway and not acknowledge him much but his coolness always hit me when I was walking up the stairs. And now I have to sell him away to a man who sells flip flops on the sea front. (Still though, sold the bike for £80 and a free pair of yellow Havana flip flops.) I'm going to miss you Diddy, you were very comfortable and got my places quicker.You even managed to cater to nearly all of my bum. I'll come visit you down the flip flop store. :(

:NEW VIDEO: JAY Z & KANYE WEST: NO CHURCH IN THE WILD:

Here's the new video of No Church in the Wild by Kanye West, Jay Z ft Frank Ocean. It's another amazingly shot video by Romain Gavras, same guy who did MIA's Bad Girls. This video is reminiscent of the recent riots in London with the young hooded youths loosig their shit. However, aspescts of the architecture suggest that this video is more closely linked with the French riots that occured in Paris in 2005. The lighting is amazing and some amazing shots of architecture lit by fire and torches.

Gassed in the Rave

:HERBGARDENS:

So B bought* this book called Why Mars & Venus collide. It's about why men and women dont understand eachother. Whilst B and I looked through it laughing at all the things that have never been done for us we realised that this book was only aimed at older married American couples who take pleasure in flower arranging and cooking for guests instead of going to pubs getting drunk and watching

sci fi documentaries and have paronoid debates about media conspiracy theories. Anyway here are some of the funny ones in the book that men are supposed to do in order to maintain a happy life happy wife.

-Take a ballroom dancing class together-

-Build a fire on a rainy day-

-Give her a window sill herb garden-

-Take her to a craft show-

-Surprise her with baked goods-

-Take her canoeing-

-Give her beautiful guest soaps-

-Take her to a dog show-

-Take her berry picking-
-Be a complete fassy for ever-

WHAT? WHO TOLD THIS MAN THIS IS WHAT WOMEN WANT FROM LIFE.
If I was to encounter any of these things I'd probably be pissed off. A dog show is one of the smelliest and unromantic things I can think of. You may as well hit her round the face with a fish because I know how devastating that is. On the other hand maybe B and I are just a couple of sour old wenches who are just bitter than no men have ever built us a fire or taken us canoeing. More importantly where the fuck is my herb garden? I'm clearly associating with the wrong kind of men if I haven't received my window sill herb garden by now. Vintage 1980's copies of Brazilian Playboy and a small jack knife with my name engraved on it but no herb garden. Shucks.

Now here's a nice modern day kinda love song by Onoe Capone who I can bet your bank statement on knows a thing or two about window sill herb gardens. (And probably ball room dancing too.)

:0800TOPSLAGS:

For sex & an alright mediocre time call 07791324999 and ask for Sam Mullwhore or Karl Threadgash. God dam cheap rates and god damn embarrassing. Free fast chirpsin delivery with promises of mandy and chicks.

Photography by Luke Wright.

:Hood Sewing:Ghetto Knitting:

Every other year I remember scooby doo's. I bought a whole loada beauties and I'm gunna make loadsa cool scooby doo's for myself and my friends coz I'm so damn cute. Ive already chewed up one and you'll find me smelling them a lot but they're gunna go to good use.

90's Gangster version of knitting. OH YEAH. Perhaps learning how to incorporate scooby doo's into weave can become part of my Southern Hospitality Nail Salon business dream.

Moments before I whipped myself in the face with them.

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:New Kanye West ft Bon Iver video:

Shit just got real for babies

Parenthood can obviously see me coming...

Lovely Straight Jacket- To keep their beautiful hands away from your beautiful furniture

Happy Heavy Ball- Let your kids learn to run as fast as they try

Funny Cage- Don't limit their play, limit their space!

I'M JOKINGS

These empty boxes were just advertisements and put in toy stores to shock parents and let them know that there are better ways to teach your kids and that was apparently by tuning into the new season of Super Nanny, which some what disappointed me when I found out that straight jacket wasn't real after all.