Need to cop a face hugger


I may need to invest in one of these face huggers. 
Sure they multiply and wont leave you the fuck alone until you and all your crew are dead but they'd be perfect for me to use as a cool and calming eye mask to cover my face when the sun shines in in the morning. Oh...It's even got a built in breathing proboscis/ventilation system making it useful for people who snore throughout the whole god dam entire night time, drop me out.