:MAN SUES WIFE FOR UGLY CHILDREN, AND WINS:



A Chinese man has sued his wife for having ugly children, and he won. 

Jian Feng a Chinese man sued his wife over what he called “an extremely ugly baby girl.” He at first accused his wife of having an affair but after some Jeremy Kyle style DNA tests, results showed that in fact Jian, he was the father. *Crowd cheer and Jian does a dance.

Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretences, she had undergone over $100,000 in plastic surgery while in South Korea before they met and had not told Feng about his procedures. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

In the mean time, here's a showreel of Your Are Not The Fathers from Maury, real quality viewing stuff over in these here parts.