This is a story of boy meets girl

The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New
Jersey, grew up believing that he'd
never truly be happy until the day
he met his... "soulmate."

This belief stemmed from early
exposure to sad British pop music
and a total misreading of the
movie, "The Graduate."

The girl is Summer Finn.
She files folders and answers phones
in a plain white office. She has cropped brown hair almost
like a boy's but her face is feminine and pretty enough to
get away with it.

The girl, Summer Finn of
Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share
this belief.

Since the disintegration of her
parents' marriage, she'd only loved
two things. The first was her long
brown hair.

The second was how easily she could
cut it off... And feel nothing.

But you should know up front this is not a love story.