:24th BIRTHDAY SONG:

"Bad Bitch contest you in first place"

A few years ago my birthday song was Jermih's number 1 hit. I remember standing on my bed jirating around while Juliet and Clare looked on in disappointment shame and general disgust. Last year was also another seedy song featuring Hot Rod and Tila Tequlia; you can Google it as I'm not going into it on here. This song also led the way for my annual birthday parade around the house in my knickers. This year it was this one. I did a bit of a dance and I sung it alot in Paris but I don't feel like I've yet to fulfil my bday embarrassment just yet. 

I know a few girls also in the running for it also.