Parenthood can obviously see me coming...
Lovely Straight Jacket- To keep their beautiful hands away from your beautiful furniture
Happy Heavy Ball- Let your kids learn to run as fast as they try
Funny Cage- Don't limit their play, limit their space!
These empty boxes were just advertisements and put in toy stores to shock parents to let them know that there are better ways to teach your kids and that was apparently by tuning into the new season of Super Nanny, which some what disappointed me when I found out that straight jacket wasn't real after all.