What's Christmas with DMX? Everyones gotta have a taste of a ghetto christmas since it's 2012. It's not all love Actually and Coca-cola adverts (I wish it was.) "Shit is real out here" is what DMX would remind the kids. I have never heard a funnier rendition of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer. His voice is so funny yet so scary.  I love the bit at the end where he doubts his knowledge of getting all the reindeers names correctly in order and sings it softly under his breath like an angel. That's the real DMX.