Since I was young and smaller, I have never had short hair. I briefly had a bob when I was 3 but I think that was on the way to it growing from birth. There's been times I've nearly shaved it underneath, dyed it blue, dyed it white, I've been shockingly close a number of times to getting a perm. I once accidentally got cut a fringe which was awful but I stuck it out until it was over. My mum always based my haircuts on Rachel from Friends. Lightly feathered was what I always got. Now I just get a trim with a nice middle parting, but when that day comes when something happens which will make me cut my hair short, well that will be a scary day for everybody. 

When I had a bob by way of birth.