Yesterday I unfortunately learnt that there is a pill that makes your number 2's coming out gold and glittery. It's a bit like that goose laying a golden egg except completely different. 
The pill has been dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. So if your male and rich with a immature sense of humour then why not go 'too far' and spend $425 on a golden festive Mr.Hanky.